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This post will never get old, particularly for those of us that have been on TTNet since the 90's. Reading through it sort of makes you nostalgic for those times, hard to beleive this was 5 years ago. At any rate enjoy this blast from our collective past; 12/24/99. Twas the night before christmas on twinturbo.net
performance and speed, has put all in debt
Wes's keys were hung by the chimney with care
with hopes that his Z would someday be there
we all made like Phuong, with mods in our beds
having visions of NOS and polishing heads
from RT's garage, there were sounds of a fight
so Scott went to check (he was spending the night)
The sounds were JackB, with grease on his hands
a gift to his friend, a manual trans :)
Scott loved the idea and grabbed for a wrench
with 2 on the job, this would be a cinch
but missing a part, puts a cramp in Jack's style
yet, guess who pulls up? Their Savior Kyle
"no need for fear, here's the part you need
and while we're all here, this clutch we should bleed"
finishing up, from the North something came
black and quite slealthy, from the exhaust came a flame
"no Supra's that fast!" admitted Scott
it could only be, a Z everyone thought
then someone cried "WOLF!" as near the car grows
"he runs 40 lbs of boost, on mere stock turbos"
out from the beast, wolf came with a bound
while his car parked itself (a mod TIM N/A found)
"stopped by for a visit, hope no one will mind
and JaimeZX, is not far behind"
then showed up Jaime, with a big red fur coat
with his Z in the shop, he came in a boat
his eyes--how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
with words on his lips and pictures to host
no stopping until, he had a record long post!
then down from the sky, came the "officially signed" Z
and the driver shouts out "Damon I be!"
"don't hurt us our leader! it's for you we have waited"
"tonights conversations, were ALL Z related!"
"don't worry of me, I know why you're here
when RT awakens, he'll be unhappy I fear"
but too late it was, RT had arose
eyes fixed on his car, thinkING heavy blows
just then Jaime whispers, "uh, guys, he looks PISSED!"
the hammer aimed at Jack, had luckily missed
each smelled the scent, future death in the air
and hoped that a miracle, soon would be there
a sweet voice from behind, sings out "please stop"
some how haults RT, before blowing his top
but who could it be? they saw no one there
Kyle explains, "that's just my Care Bear"
out from the car, Kyle's bear shows his mug
next thing you know, there's a big ol group hug
NV pulls up, "I KNEW it, you guys are fags"
"just passing through, on my way to the drags"
on Wolf, on NV, RT, and Jaime
on Kyle, on Damon, Scott, and JackB
RT with a grin as they all left the house
"EVERYONE QUIET! don't wake future spouse"
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